Decorating

Oh I'll be off to buy my Christmas tree tomorrow, as long as I can persuade a mate/family member with a sensible car to take me - although I could always chuck it in the front passenger seat with the roof down and hope it doesn't rain I guess.
Then it'll be baubles-a-plenty and the oh-so-difficult question of "do I go for the lit up waving Santa, the 6 foot inflatable Rudolph or the rooftop nativity scene complete with flashing star in the east and kamikaze Jesus?". The dilemmas we face in this modern 'National Lampoons Christmas Vacation' world we live in.

I blame Asda and Walmart myself.