the weekend

Wendy + BBQ + tent + wearing glasses = guaranteed rain

Trust me on this one……

I like these...

keeps me amused anyway!

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who have a split personality - cold as ice on the outside but hot as fire in the heart.

In love, you feel the most alive when your partner is patient and never willing to give up on you.

You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.

Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage pessimistically. You don't think happy marriages exist anymore.

In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted.

What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

ouch

my arse, my arse, it's killing me.....

but a great weekend in all. Good friday night out with Paul. nice food and company and accidentally drunk too much. oh well

sat was lovely and sunny and we cycled nearly 26miles to Caerphilly castle and had a really good laugh. I got off a few times and walked but didn't make a total idiot of myslef, plus I even had the guts on a few occasions to really fly down the hills with no nervous braking. saw a snake, discussed shotgun weddings, pre-marriage guidance and structurally engineered bras for the more endowed lady.

Sat night BBQ was tops but I was knackered

sunday drove home, cleaned house, had sunday lunch, lay in the park, dragged mysef from sunbathing to drive to Bedford. met 12 polish guys in an irish pub. Just your average sunday evening really......

wahey! - in case you really wanted to konw i am part passionate/part expert kisser.....

Part Passionate Kisser

For you, kissing is about all about following your urges If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble

Part Expert Kisser

You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable

probably too much information but it amused me!

What Kind of Kisser Are You?

should that have been I've just mowed my lawn. I guess the lawn is mown and I mowed it? I need an english teacher.....

I've just mown my lawn. It's quite a major achievement and there's no one here to say well done, so I thought I'd tell the world instead.

hot hot hot

ooh what a scorcher....

it's almost too hot to write this. I'm a wee bit sunburnt, I've eaten and drunk way too much this weekend, I've been in fab company and I hate the fact that it's Sunday night! It looks like the sun is going to continue all week, no doubt at least until friday at about 5pm....

highs and lows

after the high of yesterdays olympic announcement comes the low of today's events. Anything you'd like to say seems a bit trite so I'll just say that as long as I live I will never understand the mentality of wankers who believe the slaughter of innocent people is a justifiable act.

On a lighter note (and back to my little world - which is a lot nicer to be honest..)

Question - what do you do when you think you've thrown away your new tax disc????

Answer - You thank you're lucky stars you were too much of a slob (or was that dirty stop out..?) to put the bin out this week and go trawling into your wheelie bin to find it. You then "whoop" with delight in the garden, and dance round the piles of discarded rubbish scaring the cats and attracting seriously odd looks from your neighbours

I happened to be in the car in Sainsbury's car park about to pop in to buy an sandwish, when the announcement about the Olympics happened. So I hung about to listen in. Despite my innate British cynicism it was quite exciting, even if just to imagine how it must feel if you were part of the team bidding. Like A Level results only hundred times worse.

I was pretty gobsmacked when the bloke said London, and it's brilliant to know that we'll actually host it in 2012. I could even go and see it. God I'll be 42 - now there's a depressing thought, guess I'll not be entering for the javelin then...... another illustrious career door closes....

another successful malvern challenge base completed, less rain this year which made it more pleasant, although the red faces at the end of the day were more due to wind burn than the sun. The sunday was beautiful so I imagine those attending for the whole weekend looked very healthy when they went back to school/work this morning.

I had a good but busy week in general last week, hence the lack of blogging. Ran around the country talking to people about the Polish recruitment stuff, and managed to squeeze in a visit to London to see Keane and James Blunt (who is boody gorgeous it has to be said). both were fantastic live. We did consider hiding in the bushes in Hyde Park for a couple of days to see if we could wangle our way into Live8, but decided our roughing it days were over.

So onto another monday, this year seems to be flying by...