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Sunday, July 18, 2004

over the hill

It was my cousin Mike's 40th birthday BBQ last night.  He takes great pleasure in embarassing me and once gave me an inflatable man for Christmas so I felt it was payback time.  With help from a few friends (thanks Karen!) I gave him a splendid array of gifts for the modern older man... including...
  • Bag of Werthers originals
  • Various leaflets on haemerroids, chillblains and avoiding broken hips 
  • Bottle of Grecian 2000
  • Various Viagra emblazoned goodies
  • Bunion plasters
  • Caravanning magazine
 
I think he appreciated it but I think I may need to have my 40th celebrations in secret!

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