just to clarify

I've been recently nagging Paul to get some life insurance, purely on the grounds that we are now grown ups and have to worry about such things as insurance, composting and daydo rails.

However with this in mind I would like to make it very clear that if my lovely Kayaking boyfriend disappears at any time in the near future, and I happen to move to a tax-benefical country, please don't go getting suspsicous. honest guv